im immortal and im a great cool and ill never die

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

I will be pregnant with spiders i will be pregnant with spiders i will lay an egg sac it will be big and contain many eggs my large web will provide shelter

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!