im immortal and im a great cool and ill never die

Has anyone noticed the fart queens are trying to mainstream their fetish

Really scared reading these words in this order. I am moving to the woods

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

Why does this have its own wikipedia page.

not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.

nooo little furry girl dont post that picture of a raccoon/oppossum/fox/serval/etc in a house

existing online while caring abt animal welfare and knowing that a wild animal in a house is not having its needs met and a proper facility for taking care of big cats isnt gonna let people cuddle with them means that every now and then people online post the rough equivalent of a dog being kicked and you always have to choose between swallowing that upset and being the Unfun Asshole who goes "hey why is that raccoon wearing a pink collar"

wake up in the morning go to sleep

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

I can literally smell hundreds of spiders in this image

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now