so hungry i could eat a mutual......

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”