Just Another Possibly Funny Tumblr Blog

I wasn’t the first person to come up with this ship idea. The Mythical King of Athens came up with it before me. I guess I should’ve credited him when I wrote it at first. I think he named it after himself: The Ship of Theseus

Your date has just arrived but instead of the bombshell you saw on the app, an eldritch horror mass of tendrils walks into the cafe and greets you by your username; turns out you've been catfished by an eldritch angelic being curious about humans and affection

”You were describable in your profile picture”

have you considered the benefits of getting yourself a little treat

can I has a little salami?

This video is a good video. It gives me some faith in humanity

She thanks you for your help and wishes you luck on your journey!

please give us an option to wash our hands, I am incredibly stressed out

Sorry but there's clearly darkness visible here. Not impressive

I needed a new post on here to fill my quota. please just act like this is a normal post. the higher ups never check

fish, you should join the union, you get so many more paid days off

mmmmmmmilk duds

*snickers*

well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves

I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this

Talk about a payday

you’re all a bunch of nerds

you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums 

That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…

hush up you airhead 

these are very candy-corny

these jokes are lifesavers

Y’all need to take-five and think about what you’re doing

don’t spoil the fun, lemonhead

well this was a fun dip into madness

to fight this pun war I’d have to acquire multiple guns and then I’d probably cry afterwards. How about 3 musket? *tears*