Hopeless.

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

German: It fits like an ass on the bucket

THIS.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

THE BOLDED

if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed

I feel like there might be a slight difference in climate between Finland and California aksjdksja

I wish I was Finnish so I too could make fun of this 😂

Finns are generally very polite and quiet. You know you’ve fucked up when the entire country publicly makes fun of you.

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

!!!!

i didn’t hit puberty i just kinda shook its hand