i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

I am being scritched

happy 2025 to this post

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

You know I think if I boycotted everything that some random internet person told me to boycott I would actually have no way to watch television of any kind

Sometimes I overheat and die for a little bit but then I get better

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

because maybe……..youre gonna be the one that maybe

and after all…..youre my after all

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself