action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

u know what’s really fun and in style right now? making others feel loved and valued

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

gentle reminder that self care is really important and you should do something nice for yourself today

You didn’t have to go to all that trouble but I appreciate the gesture.

I appreciate the jester.

god this ad has aged well

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it