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enbyofdionysos

it’s safe to say I fucking loved Boston

enbyofdionysos

some more Bilbo Bahggins for ye

#bilbo baggins #bilbo revere lmao #this is bc of fanexpo boston btw #in case it seems entirely out of left field out of context 😭

rainformation

formative years? aren’t they all?

absolutejamer

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

it’s safe to say I fucking loved Boston

#e speaks #lotr #I don’t think I could afford to live there but it was a blast

ichorknight

driving my chevy to the levee today

ichorknight

what the fuck

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weight related stuff under the cut

body dysmorphia (on top of the daily shake shack I was eating like the body of christ) is a hell of a thing bc what do you mean I came back from traveling thinking I gained so much weight only to weigh myself and I’m the same as when I left

#e speaks

thaumasilva

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

went to go see the lost boys last night bc I’m queer and here are my thoughts and feelings (spoilers ahead)

#the lost boys #the lost boys musical #it was an incredible show and I’m so happy I picked the mezzanine

a tail of two insta stories

#e speaks #Boston ended up being a lot more chill and safe than I expected #NYC didn’t have the magic it did when I was 19 but it did have rage anxiety claustrophobia and lies for distance #I don’t know who did the Google maps for NYC but they lied #‘15 minutes away’ you said that 15 minutes ago and I’m hauling ASS

my hometown may have a high crime rate but we have one thing going for us: an underwhelming train station

#e speaks #south station made me cry so I can only imagine what penn station is going to be like #my hometown has one area one desk and like one train at a time #shoutout to the station guys with the thickest Boston accent I’ve ever heard #new yahk #edit: Penn Station is hell on earth #I took the A train but at what cost ($3.50)

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lenin-it-to-win-it

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

me: [feeling bad about myself on vacay]

🧠: you can feel bad, but Sean Astin looked at your tits

me: …. 🥹

#e speaks #technically he looked at my chest tattoo but my tattoo is on my chest THEREFORE

tboy-cock

"if you take testosterone youll look like your DAD!! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD?!! YOULL LOOK LIKE A GROSS UGLY MAN YOULL LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!" nope! adopted💖

tboy-cock

shoutout to the guys saying "my dad is awesome itll be cool if i look like him" but especially shoutout to the guys saying "i will/do look like my dad on t and i am making him suffer for it. he is evil and he HATES that i look like him. im like him but better" yall have a powerful aura

#jokes on you I have my mom’s face which means if I thicken my eyebrows I look like every boy cousin uncle in my family and then my grandpa #and my grandpa was a hot twink in the navy #you too could look like a hot twink in the navy on testosterone #[WHAT AM I GONNA DO IN A SUBMARINE?]

alwaysbewoke

—Did you know that Juneteenth is also celebrated in a part of Mexico? Nacimiento Mexico was once home to thousands who escaped slavery in the US. As many as 10,000 slaves followed a clandestine Southern Underground Railroad to Mexico. —To date, many Black Mexicans from the Texas area retrace a portion of the same route their African American ancestors followed in 1850 when they escaped slavery. —Descendants of slaves who escaped across the southern border observe Texas’s emancipation holiday with their own unique traditions in the village of Nacimiento. —Slave hunters would patrol the southern border for escapees, led by the Texas Rangers but the Mexican army would be there waiting for them (the slave hunters) to turn them away.

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transitoryparentheses

This NPR Article!!

As the U.S. Treasury considers putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill to honor her role in the northbound underground railroad, new attentio

lelouch

Also, in the Mexican constitution, the first article mentions how slavery is prohibited in México and every enslaved person arriving here would be freed by virtue of being on Mexican soil, and protected by our laws

dances-with-chaos

This is also why Texas decided they wanted to be part of the US all of a sudden.

It wasn't some kind of upswell of American Patriotism and MUH FREEDUMS. It was rich slaveowners deciding they'd rather start a war than give up their slaves.

Texas: The only state in the nation that went to war for their "right" to keep slaves twice.

rewatching the desolation of smaug and the sexual tension between thorin and beorn is crazy. what do you mean you’re going to have thorin step out the door to his cottage and have beorn’s eyes widen slightly with supposed recognition only for it to cut to the kitchen table where beorn’s pouring white milk down into a mug while thorin’s at waist level and then you have that “what do you need moment”

#the hobbit #lotr #casting the extended edition to the hotel tv bc im cool and not at all lame

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kaihasmoreswagthanyou3

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

not to sound a/b/o (it’s actually probably just being a mammal) but it’s bizarre to me that some cities have a very specific Smell to them

I’ve noticed Boston smells like a very specific men’s cologne, which could just be a popular cologne but I’ve smelled it everywhere

meanwhile my hometown has the smell of like… a vintage store

#e speaks #just rambling

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