no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

these people are so far divorced from the best interests of humanity it’s insane

An intruder breaks into my home and tries to use my smart toilet but they fail the anal print scan which switches the smart toilet into attack mode

Soda Saturday

They should invent a phrase as incredibly evocative as "killing myself" that isnt about killing yourself

they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it's different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she's a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn't an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don't think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness

She's as real as the muppets, however you choose to interpret that