Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

spotify needs a comment section i want more places to argue

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer

what would it look like

sooo excited for tomorrow (shaking with fear)

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”