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i found out that telling someone to “break a leg” before auditions, means you’re wishing for them to end up in the cast
am I doing this right

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Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:
“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”
me:
“it’s not fai-”
me:
I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win. It was like, against his religion.
You won for real or not at all.
Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

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When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
via @trillgutterbug
When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
Voiceover of Robin: Go get him, Bruce! He’s getting away
Voiceover of Scarecrow: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Voiceover of Batman: [Humming the Batman theme]
Scarecrow: Oh yeah sure, mom and dad, I’ll go to school and become a Psychiatrist. Now look at me, I’m a fucking Scarecrow and I’m running away from a guy dressed as a bat! I should have just specialized in dance like I wanted to! [breathing heavily] Oh this looks good. Oh, Batman never goes in alleyways!
Batman: [still humming] That’s enough, you’re going to jail.
Scarecrow: Well guess who’s gonna visit me in jail, Batman. [dramatic pause] My parents.
[thunder cracks]
Batman: What, parents??!
[storm intensifies]
Robin: Bruce?!
Scarecrow: [running away] Dead parents, hahaha!
Robin: [gasps] You let him get away??
Batman: [starts sobbing]
Robin: Oh my god, are you crying?
Batman: [still sobbing] No, it’s just raining! [runs away]
im rewatching some old avgn episodes rn and this part consistently makes me lose my shit no matter how many times i see it

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What game is it? :O
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey