all my systems are nervous

best transition in the history of tv

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

Cats (2019)

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

Being 30-35 is coming to the conclusion that if wildly swinging a sword at random while screaming has gotten you this far, may as well keep at it. 

35-40 is realizing that’s exactly what everyone else has been doing all along anyway

I’m dying of laughter

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

im the gray text

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last

let’s spread this again and again and again