robaki, chsząszcze itp.

my me themed tumblr account

maoism is when you smoke chinese cigarettes, and leninism is when you own a soviet greatcoat for sex reasons

Another example of how English sucks at swear words. In the original she doesn't really swear, she just uses the word "hocico" (osico sic) which means "snout" or "muzzle" and it usually refers to an animal mouth.

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention

i’ll say ily to a mutual i’ve had for 3 days #nevergaf

ja pierdole jak mi się nie chceeeeeee

what if I just started digging

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it