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@jellyfishdrifting
(Credits go to @/apollo-graphics and @/idog-graphics for the border).
My name is Jellyfish and Iβve been a selfshipper for over a year(?), although Iβve probably had βf/osβ my whole life.
They/it and most neos. Gender neutral and xenine terms only.
Interests in fiction include horror, comedy and sci-fi among other things.
No DNI but I will block you if I feel like it. I have zero interest in discourse.
(F/o list and extras under read more)
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*Struggling*
*crack, squelch, thump*
Green: βYou doinβ alright?-β Denim: βOh! Yeah, just saw somethingβ¦β
Green: βWell, itβs just me βn you. Sure youβve gotten good sleep lately?β
imagine your f/o talking about you behind your back. talking about how infuriating a person you are. how you always throw them off. you with your smug attitude and blunt behavior. the whole thing gets rather heated. they've got a flushed face and a stomachache just thinking about you. if they could, they would... they would...
what, exactly?
your f/o trails off. just another reason why you're so infuriating.
platonic self ships are so fun. we donβt talk abt platonic self ships enough. those characters you just see and feel this intense need to befriend them and be there for them and poke fun at them and just BE AROUND THEM. platonic self ships need more love
i love you selfshippers i love you darkshippers i love you selfshippers who have a fucked relationship with your f/o i love you people who write gross fiction and read gross fiction i love you incest shippers and age gap and noncon enjoyers i love you i love you i love you
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a reminder that it's okay not to have intricate lore with your f/o. you don't have to figure out how you first met, how you became friends, how your relationship with them grew, how you knew that you'd stick together forever. it's okay to immediately jump to the part of your story when you are already together without the need for a back story. it's okay to draw yourselves together even if you haven't explored how you would even get there in the first place. it's okay to just exist with them without having to give justification as to how you came to be together. your f/o is already happy to simply exist with you.
Throwing tomatoes at f/o every time they mess up on the ddr machine in the arcade but then they slip on all the tomato juices and hit their head on the floor so now we gotta go to the hospital
for my fellow self shippers with chronic depression:
yes, it is going to be hard. there are going to be days where you just can't bring yourself to get out of bed, or lash out at others, or don't want to speak to anyone. it is always going to be part of you, and on some level, it will always hurt.
but your f/o still loves you. not just the "normal" parts of you; all of you. they love you even when you feel like you don't deserve it, and that is a choice they actively make. they want to understand your condition and learn how they can help you. there's no doubt you'll both make mistakes, but together, things will be okay.
F/o who isnβt conventionally romantic. F/o who would rather die 5000 deaths then be vulnerable. F/o who hates communicating. F/o whoβs complicated. F/o who struggles expressing emotions. F/o who tells themself romance is for the weak. F/o who thinks opening up is putting themselves in danger. Is this thing on. Do we hear me.
irritating f/o's who dont leave you alone my beloved. constantly bothering and poking you and just giving you a shiteating grin when you get angry with them. oughhh i love you ragebaiting f/o's
dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!
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ΰ£ͺ π βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λ Ϋͺ έ βΊ ΰ£ͺ π βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λ Ϋͺ έ βΊ ΰ£ͺ π βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λ Ϋͺ έ βΊ
your f/o making those really corny videos when you two had a mild disagreement (refer to MY HEARTTTTT I LOVED HERRRRR)
ΰ£ͺ π βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λ Ϋͺ έ βΊ ΰ£ͺ π βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λ Ϋͺ έ βΊ ΰ£ͺ π βΉ ΰ£ͺ Λ Ϋͺ έ βΊ
your f/o doesn't think it's annoying when you forget things
if you can't even remember today at all, that's fine. they'll sit and explain it to you to help jog your memory while holding you hand.
they don't force you to remember important dates. they don't get offended if you forget your anniversary (if you have one) because love is so much more than remembering a date.
if they ask you something simple like what you had for dinner last night and you start racking your brain for answers but come up short, they don't get irritated or act like you're doing it on purpose. they understand that you don't remember and reassure you that you aren't worth anything less to them because of your memory.
even if it's something important like a password or a descriptor of someone that hurt you, they are not mad whatsoever. f/o understands that you're trying your hardest.
f/o is patient with you
they don't love you because you remember them, they love you because they know you.
-someone with memory issues
*deep inhale*
I love selfshippers who completely throw canon out the window in their ships. Like selfshipping with a character whoβs canonly dead or rewriting 50% of the lore in the source to better suit their selfship.
I love selfshippers who stay as close to canon as possible, who weave their self insert right into the plot so seamlessly it feels like the story couldβve been written that way all along.
I love selfshippers whose self inserts look like theyβd never belong in the universe at all and feel so out of place that everyone else in the source would be confused by their entire existence but thatβs what makes them so iconic.
I love selfshippers who design the perfect self insert that blends in so well, fans of the series do a double take and wonder, βWait, did I miss this character in canon?β
I love selfshippers who create AUs, headcanons, and redesigns of their f/os until theyβre almost unrecognizable from the source material.
I love selfshippers who keep everything about their f/o exactly the same, except now their f/o gets to kiss them, and thatβs enough.
At the end of the day, thereβs no βrightβ way to selfship. Do what makes you happy, and know that me (and so many others) will be cheering you on, whether you embrace canon or completely rewrite it. π©·
by the way, your f/o recognizes your neopronouns and uses them interchangeably alongside the more "traditional" ones! it is a part of your identity and they won't have it brushed aside or not taken seriously because they love and respect you π
Chronically offline f/oβ¦ They look over your shoulder when youβre scrolling and suddenly youβre explaining years worth of internet history so they get some random meme you were looking at. They respond to every text with π. They donβt know how to take selfies. They get you to solve every tech problem you have and think you turning something off and turning it back on again makes you a genius.
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πππππππππππππππππππππππ Imagine your big, scary f/o that others are (rightfully) afraid of being so tender and gentle with you. How the same hands that have caused pain in others now cradle your face like its the most fragile and precious thing in the universe. You know they are capable of hurting someone and yet would never harm a hair on your head. πππππππππππππππππππππππ
you and f/o doing that weird finger gun thing as you pass by each other
