vincit omnia veritas.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Reblog with a place that you’d rather be right now, in the tags

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

this website really is you and your seven mutuals

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.