vincit omnia veritas.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out