hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

When you’re iron deficient and someone threatens you with a sword

Bwahahahaha!

whoever did this, thank you.

I am all about this…

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and his family are why people used to fear Scandinavians. Holy Shit.

HE’S SIX FOOT NINE AND HE’S THE SMALL ONE

He is also one of the strongest men in the world

6′9″ AND IS STILL THE SHORT ONE!

Scandinavia, home of giants

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I’m grinning widely at this

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

I’m humming appreciatively.

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

I hate everything about this

i’m going to bring up this post to intentionally annoy you

*loud screeching*

I found it so troublesome to re-blog this with my entire body trembling from laughter.

reblogging as my eyebrows cock with intrigue.

I was so aroused by this post that my pupils blew wide, irises no more than mere slivers

I had to grudgingly admit how unfairly attractive this post had become since I’d last seen it

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored 

NSFW obviously but here it is 

what the fuck