MusicGirlDestiny

You had a painless existence, one filled with adoring love. I will always miss you deep in my heart.

And Your Number’s Up

ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING DEAD

She raised him right and he’ll come out to plAY~

The counsellors UH were off UHHHHH having filthy UUUHHH sex

Literally all of Stabbing in the Dark

Let the knife leave it’s mAaRrKk

TRICK OR FUCKIN TREEEEEEAT

The breakdown in Stabbing in the Dark!

YOUCAN’TKILLTHEBOOGEYMAN

Bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum

The Halloween theme sounds SO COOL

I am a shadow where there once was life, sTrAnGlInG aLl SiGnS oF Life~

God the voice cracks

The TCM theme

The SAW theme

All the puns in Rocking the Boat

Reference to Every Trick in the Book

In fifteen minutes we’ll be fucking shark bait!

WE’LLNEEDABIGGERBOAT

So SMILE you son of a BIIIIIIITTTCHHH

The JAWS theme!!!

Every pun and hotel reference in Enjoy Your Slay makes me bust one

~indeed~

oH I’m not gonna hUrT you, I’m just gonna BASH YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN

REDRUUUUUUUUUM

shall we tell old Jack what he’s won?!??!!

~ cause when it snows it falls to you from me ~

Oh my GOD Merry Axe-mas

I’m gonna find out who’s nAuGhTy or NiCe

IT’S FUCKING GARBAGE DAY

The fucking EVIL shred!!!

Spencer straight up being possessed for 20 seconds

That breakdown makes me ascend

Cause every dog has its -DOG HAS ITS daAAAAAYYYYY

The entire beginning of IT is the End

We all float down... HEEEEEEEEEERE

The HORNS!!!

Follow me and I’ll sHoW yA the TrUtH~

Just like Georgie it’s all out of hand :(

daDADADADADADA

The Ghostface voice good loooord

I want to know who I’m looking at

All the references!!!

For you there ISNOSEQUEL

I JUST BURIED DREW BARRYMORE

Cause’ the knife in you~ brings out the LIFE IN ME

Anyway so the whole album’s a phat nut

Hello it is I, Daniel returneth from the void. It has been a long time since I have expressed my presence with snazzy new merch, so to celebrate my return to the world of the living, what better theme than SKELETONS? These new items are things we have been working on separately for a long time (just like my video) but they all came together now, which is the universe clearly saying this is meant to be. Skeleton Vest / T-Shirt

Featuring an incredible graphite illustration by Neil McCathie, which could be an actual photo from the inside of my coffin if I was hit by a meteor tomorrow. Simultaneously scary and soft. This comes on a white vest for anyone that wants to feel the summer breeze on their bones, or a distressed black t-shirt for people who have something eating them up on the inside so hard it’s broken through your clothing. Pin Badge Set

A collection of enamel pin badges that really express an existential state. Coffee, candle, computer and a new chapter to symbolise your ability to achieve anything you want in this life - while ominously holding a skull as if you’re about to break into a monologue.

Silver Earring Set

A set of silver-look earrings designed to mix and match with your mood. A hoop, a skull, smiley face (that you have to spin upside down ofc), triangle, moon and a single stud. Yes, I basically just designed these to wear myself as it’s the set I always wanted. I hope you enjoy this cool collection which feels very authentically me. Now let’s all look forward to the future with wide eye sockets! - Dan

Bill Nye now:

Take a calendar showing the upcoming months

Circle any dates on which it would be particularly annoying and inconvenient to have your period (long journeys, holidays, parties, weddings, camping trips, water sporting events, etc)