Tubby Girl 2.0

I recorded possibly the hottest clips of my life last night. Putting on this collar really does something to me 🥵

I think when discussing contrast it's always in the context of "you big me small" but it's sooooo much more than that. It's bringing the groceries in and realizing 80-90% of what was purchased is for her.

It's the contrast in our lifestyles of an active outdoorsy outgoing guy and his adorable shut in wife that weighs 3 of him.

It's rolling over right beside her every night whether you're trying to or not because the indent she puts in the mattress practically pulls me into her orbit.

It's the table being mostly her meal while I'm munching on maybe a sandwich while 2 entrees, an app, and 2 drinks are in front of her.

and exactly how many calories I’m gently pushing on you so you’re gaining at a rate that’s exactly to my liking🖤

“Get whatever you want honey”

“I’m bringing home a little treat”

“If you want something from the grocery store, just write it on a list for me and I’ll bring it home the next day”

“Do you want thirds? No no, don’t get up, I’ll get it for you”