Cooking up a storm

let’s just walk through a few scenarios presented shall we?

“That didn’t happen!” I’m sorry were you present? Am I talking to one of the boys I beat?

“We don’t even know what OP’S deck is like!” All mana black with mikaeus the unhallowed as my commander with 3 infinite combos I use regular including: mikaeus the unhallowed / triskelion, sanguine bond / exquisite blood, bloodchief ascension / mindcrank.

“No one would throw away a 1000 dollar deck.” This guy’s deck was nowhere near that amount and he has extreme anger issues and proceeded to quit playing magic after that.

“You can’t just randomly pick cards and win!” I didn’t? I chose from my boyfriend’s previously owned cards (he’s been collecting since 1994) and built my own winning deck. I lose a lot but only to my boyfriend.

“This is so fake you made this up for notes! You’re so right. Considering there are hundreds of stories backing up the behavior I witness on a regular basis, and the hundreds more of backlash from the anti-feminist sector of the MTG community, I totally made it up. I just love punishing myself so much after I win tournaments and get mocked for it by man babies or other women who base their self worth on the praise of misogynistic men in the nerd community.

It has been announced that the Mythical Pokémon are all to receive special distributions for the Pokémon games starting in February 2016. These are Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, Manaphy, Darkrai, Shaymin, Arceus, Victini, Keldeo, Meloetta and Genesect. We’ll bring full details on these as they come. Mew will be distributed from February 1st through February 24th at Gamespot, unknown elsewhere while Celebi will run from March 1st through March 24th on the Nintendo Network, Jirachi in April on the Nintendo Network, Darkrai in May at Gamestop, Manaphy in June via Nintendo Network, Shaymin in July via Nintendo Network, Arceus in August via Gamestop, Victini in September via Nintendo Network, Keldeo in October via Nintendo Network, Genesect in November at Gamespot in the US, unknown elsewhere and Meloetta in December via Nintendo Network

not only did he get arrested today but his lawyer increased his hourly rate by 5000%

“Shkreli, who reportedly received the news about the price hike while he was being fingerprinted, cried foul and accused his attorney of “outrageous and inhumane price gouging.” (Source)

Holy dragonballs, Shenron though!!!!

“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”

Babysitting Inktober 29

When you face Asgore, it’s the first time he has to actually fight a human. All the other humans died before they could get to him. You can tell where they died by their personality and where you find their stuff. Each one represents a way your journey could have ended.

Light blue: you find the toy knife and ribbon in the ruins. Given the personality of waiting and staying still until they can strike, they stayed at Toriel’s house, exploring the ruins, waiting for Asgore to come to him. He never came. Toriel doesn’t age, but humans do. She watched them grow up and die, and his soul was taken by something like a ghost back to Asgore.

Orange: you find the glove and manly bandanna in Snowdin. They rushed fist first into obstacles, and probably wasn’t prepared for the puzzles and cold of Snowdin. They left a glove in the box, showing they gave up fighting, why else would they put their weapon in the box?

Blue: you find the ballet shoes and old tutu hidden in separate places at the beginning of waterfall. The piano and music box, the beauty of Waterfall, it was probably too alluring to a dancer for them to leave.

Purple: the cloudy glasses and dusty notebook lack in stats, but they make up for it by granting extra invincibility seconds, making it so you are invulnerable longer after being hurt. They didn’t want to fight, they wanted to learn and avoid being attacked. They went to the ancient historical section of Waterfall where Gerson set up shop and studied the artifacts. Gerson probably found her artifacts and glasses and notebook, and what everything she found meant.

Green: they loved to cook, with their stained apron and burnt frying pan, they probably cooked in Hotland, maybe even teaching Muffet about cooking, maybe ending up as Muffet’s cooking. Their frying pan increases the amount that consumables heal, and their apron heals them a bit every other turn.

Yellow: they fancied themselves a cowboy or sheriff, what concerns me is that the game calls the toy knife a toy.. But the gun is just called an empty gun… It was real. They probably pointed it around and pretended to fire it, doing soul damage through the determination and the evil spirit of pretending to shoot, like the protagonist does when using it. Being near the core, with all the technology, and the old apartment, they either found some bullets, or they accidentally removed whatever was preventing a loaded gun from firing. Either way, they fired their gun for real for the first time at what the considered a bad guy causing mayhem, and they saw what it actually does instead of turning monsters to dust like the soul attacks do. Seeing this and realizing what they did terrified them. They throw the gun and hat into a dumpster in the alley and run away.

Red: there are two red souls. Chara, and Frisk. The red soul has free movement, and for Frisk, the power of being able to flee (shown by the heart sprouting legs and walking away when you flee) while for Chara, it was a ability to deal extreme damage, shown by the red cutting slash animation. Frisk has a bandage that can be removed and used to heal, and their stick has no attack bonus but when unequiped can be used to instantly spare all dog enemies and gain points with Mettaton Ex. Their equipment is only useful when you remove it by putting on something else, showing that they have the free spirit personality to use whatever items they want. When they find Chara’s knife and locket, they see it as a worn dagger used to cut weeds and as a heart locket with “best friends forever” on it, and thus don’t get the full stats of the items. On a Genocide run, with Chara in control, they call the dagger a real knife, and the heart locket is just a locket to them, which they feel beating. They get some of the best stats in the game from these items.

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