ancient romans were always dying in hamsterlike ways to be honest

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

in this dark age of censorship, remember that if ovid managed to stay a pervert during the moralising tyranny of the augustan age, you can do the same now. don't worry about what happened to him next

#even cicero undoubtedly stared blankly at the wall of his villa and went 'what a stupid time to be alive'#don't worry about what happened to him next

marcus junius pera told me the carthaginians keep defeating the roman army so i asked how many soldiers he has and he said he just goes to the general population of rome and conscripts new soldiers afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding roman soldiers to hannibal and then gaius terentius varro started crying

To this day I still don't believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That's a thing people tell themselves to feel superior

The defining feature of tumblr is not "the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible", it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.

guys the gate is open

Quick! The first OC you think of is dropped in the world of the last movie/show you watched. How are they faring?

admittedly, i am a little obsessed with like 65% of the tags on this post so far basically saying "my parents didn't pre-screen things but they [describes behavior that DEFINITELY qualifies as pre-screening]". i kinda hope maybe this post and others like it wake some people up to the fact that yes, even YOUR parents were controlling what perspectives and ideas you were and were not being allowed to access.