Putting this out into the universe

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried

sis, it’s time for you to be happy again

really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh

Sensibility for once

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

This is the first time I’m seeing that millennials are ruining an industry by spending more on something. I’m glad

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

*hops around my room on one foot trying to pull my pants up like a teen boy who’s about to miss his bus in an 80’s movie*

we’ve been out here sayin all men do is lie….but the jonas brothers really came back for us huh

Tall privilege at concerts must be stopped go to the back bitch

this is a protection spell that i dedicate to every broken heart out there and when you reblog this it will automatically be sewed back together i love you and i will protect you 💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀💚🍀