gays in space

fitz's gay dad and his gay adoptive dad and his gay stepmom and chade

when someone makes fun of season 3 will byers so i lowkey have to kill them

fitzchivalry spends like 6 books canoodling with the fool and then at the slightest hint of romantic sentiment he spouts off with “OH SO YOU WANNA FUCK ME, IS THAT IT? YOU WANT US TO BE INSIDE EACH OTHER? YOU WANNA GET OFF WHILE I GET OFF? YOU THINK WE SHOULD SUCK EACH OTHER SLOPPY STYLE?” and both times it’s like noooo bro you’re the only one saying that…unfortunately </3

Post genuinely not provoked by anything in particular but G-d afab Beloved is either a deeply boring headcanon at best and an actively transmisogynistic headcanon at worst. Looking at the character the protag repeatedly treats poorly for being a) a genderqueer man he's attracted to or b) a trans woman he's attracted to and being like hmm but what if this person definitely WASN'T amab and all of Fitz's specifically homophobic and transmisogynistic discomfort with their gendered presentation was sort of just a bit of dramatic irony bc he wasn't aware they ACTUALLY had his preferred sex characteristics. What if Amber was just a Regular Girl™ and that's why she passes so well instead of her character containing any of the complexity of being a stealth trans woman. What about that

I also think some of this is rooted, even subconsciously, in the (transmisogynistic) idea that if a transfeminine person passes as male when she chooses she can't simultaneously or alternatively pass as female when she chooses. Like the idea that an afab person would be androgynous enough to read publicly as both legibly male as Lord Golden and legibly female as Amber but an amab person could not be.

Really is so awesome that Swift chooses the last name Witted upon officially cutting ties with Burrich when we know the term was originally a pejorative exonym that Old Blood didn't use among themselves. Fuck you dad I'll never stop being gay and I'm never coming back home. From today on my last name is Faggot.

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

fitz will be like wow the fool never tells me anything and the fool will be like i was literally sharing information with you earlier ? and fitz will be like yeah i didn’t understand that because i turn my brain off when you start talking to me. all the court must wonder at the suppleness of your waist btw