Teaskeaps

like to charge, reblog to cast.

Oh so I open this app in bed with a boner and it’s just text posts and random pictures of European cities but when I’m clocked in and I open this app I see hairy man ass and pole and so much gay porn

there's mutuals here I'd take nudes on command for and I'm not kidding about that

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

i hate that he is right

i think we should get 1 free teleport to go kiss a mutual

rb to fondle ur mutuals

who wants to play kissing bulge over underwear with me

I just want to blow a dad rn

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.