I am nothing

This is Art™️.

I love trying to explain to people who are on tumblr but haven’t seen Hannibal that yes, the show really is Like That. This hasn’t been Breaking Bad-Ified where the tumblr girlies have taken things wildly out of context. No this show really is an incredibly overdramatic homoerotic violent mess that treats its cannabalstic moments like acts of love and is also somehow hilarious. This is why it’s the best show ever.

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

Everyone joking about “scaring off the twitters” and “firing shots into the air to keep rent low” but few doing their part. Post homestuck.

Keep moving J002E3, this is Earth’s turf.

We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she's HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she's so big, 1/4 of our mass, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She's like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.

Buff wife moon A+

(Just sticking this here for my own reference…)

here’s a mass tag teplacer that actually works

Perfection

promise?

bill nye?

Do you promise or not?

bill nye……

IM GOING TO PASS OUT

This is exactly what I expected it to be

[audio description: the super smash voice that normally says “game!” except it has been modified to sound like “gay!” with an echo. end description.]

Where can I get five of these, I always struggle with the touchless sensors in the bathroom

Heads empty not a thought between them

Chain of eating him

@agro-carnist @dairyisntscary do either of you know why they're doing this? Or are they just being silly

Tally does this. Some just like to suck on ears and cows like to imitate

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

eldest daughter syndrome and gifted kid syndrome are some great examples of phrases used to talk about specific kinds of trauma that the internet has taken and turned into "boo hoo these people arent special anymore so theyre lashing out!!" it was never about that you fucking cunts

eldest daughter sydrome is about a very specific trauma that comes with being expected to parent for younger siblings and even your parents as a literal child and how badly it fucks you and your perception of yourself and what you're capable of doing up. gifted kid syndrome is about how a "smart" label is slapped onto kids at a horribly young age and then they are repeatedly denied help forced to do more and more work never taught socialization or study skills and then berated and treated like a disappointment when they're human beings instead of little intelligence machines. god.

i was fucking right about this honestly. most phrases like this are about certain kinds of trauma people have faced not about some kind of fucking superiority complex