Jasmine

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

I cld be ur roomate who wears irresistibly too little around the house

Good morningggg who else woke up craving disgusting immoral sex?

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

they should pay girls $1000/hr to jack off in bed all day

seth rogen : eminently blowable?

you've gone too far this time

imagine: you get one hit from some crusty joint hes pulled out of his jeans . perfect roll. lifetime in the fingers pays off. and it knocks you on your ass but hes got a hand on your shoulder. and he laughs that laugh and he keeps you on your feet, and then all of a sudden, on your knees.

being shy and having a high sex drive is the worst combo

Really in the mood for kisses on the neck from a woman who can't keep her hands to herself

people r afraid to say it but this is dope