you remembered her shark! a vital piece of set dressing.

Fandom: KPDH

Pairing: Polytrix

Rating: T

Word count: ~3.8k

Polytrix gift exchange fic written for my beloved @kayr0ss. Designed to make her laugh and also the closest thing to crack I've ever written!

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Rumi would love to throttle their younger selves for allowing the architects free rein on the penthouse design, because it turned out to be impossible to babyproof.

Casual

Mira nearly spits out her water at the sight, managing to swallow it with only a small fit of coughs. Zoey's tongue comically falls out of the corner of her mouth and drool beings to form, but thankfully Mira's coughing snaps her out of her dreamy stare before it can roll down her chin.

Rumi is oblivious to what she just did to her friends, and is confused to find them staring at her surprised when she drops the shirt. "What do I have something on my face?" She lifts her shirt again to scrub at her cheeks.

"I want to touch." Mira whispers to Zoey.

"I want to lick..." Zoey replies just as quiet.

Rumi hears soft moans groans and drops her shirt to once again see her friends shocked faces, somehow redder than the hours long dance practice had already made them. "Are you guys feeling ok? We've practiced long enough, we can call it a day."

"I just need a cold shower." Mira quickly comments as she grabs her bag and starts toward the studio door in a rush.

"Me too!" Zoey nearly cries as she jogs after her.

rumi, also an idol, hears mira’s raving reviews of zoey and hires her to babysit her cat. surprise surprise, zoey is cute and rumi gets a crush.

Mira's dog has little glasses shaped pale patches around its eyes its called SPECTACLES (so she can say where are my spectacles??? and the dog comes running)

Rumi says that is STUPID

Her beautiful (spoiled) kitty cat has luscious long purple fur and is called HONMOON (she buys it expensive cat food and says FOR THE HONMOON)

Mira says that is STUPID

Some people did find this funny XDD

oh the way i screamed 🥹

mira wakes up to the sound of giggling.

if she were any less comfy, she'd open her eyes and roll them, maybe throw a pillow too, but the blanket she doesn't remember wrapping around herself is too comfy and the melody of their voices too soothing for her to do anything but settle further into the couch.

(besides, she doesn't have to open her eyes to know: the shenanigans zoey has likely roped rumi into, the eager way rumi always follows; like a flower to the sun, a wave to the shore, a chord returning home.)

there's a lull, a sigh - now mira does roll her eyes, because whenever they start kissing like this, something always -

a muted crash. hastily muffled laughter.

I love the idea of her being a creepy kid tm and scaring the living shit of Celine and then later, Zoey and Mira.

Of course she tries to control those quirks the best she can (bc the moment Celine notices them, she trains her to not exhibit) but she still slips sometimes (specially with her girls)

Here's a list of some ideas

Her appearing behind them randomly and no one noticing because she's so fucking quiet?? Like what the fuck how do you just not make one single sound while walking girl???

She has that very very intense stare (you know. The creepy child stare tm) when she's really focused on something (like a predator hunting a prey) that gives the girls chills when they're her focus.

related to the last one but she blinks less than the average person. Sometimes it will be like some good minutes and she won't blink at all.

Her fangs were always a little more noticeable then normal even before her demon side got stronger. She's always got those vampire-ish fangs (+ the combo of her having a creepy stare + a creepy little smile with her fangs. 🤌 *Mwah* chef kiss)

You know how animals eyes reflect in the dark? Her eyes do that too. Rumi appearing randomly at Celine's room at night and her eyes glowing a little: I threw up 😥 and Celine trying to come back to the land of the living after being scared shitless. And then, at the tower everytime the girls went to the bathroom or the kitchen, they would get jumpscared by rumi's eyes while she got a snack or something in the middle of the night and the next day when they try to talk with her about it she would be like: HAHAHA WHAAAAA- noooo, pfft- you're definitely just very sleep deprived, girl. And the girls would be like: y'know what you're right (bc they're truly are always sleep deprived and tired as fuck bc of their two jobs so *shrugs* "just my mind playing tricks I guess")

High pain tolerance!! Self sacrificial tendencies and low self esteem go brrrr.

^ Added to that: very quick healing. "How did that deep ass cut got healed so quick? It's been only 3 days!??" "Guess I am just honmoon's favorite!"

ZOEY HUNTRIX BEHAVE YOURSELF