Well Well Well..

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

I think about you quite often

i love how shane buys all this firewood and goes through all this effort to eagerly start a fire like some canadian mating ritual and is like "nice right? :) :) :)" and ilya is like "no"

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people