We Live in a Spaceship, Dear

Where I get me a man like this???

check the morgue on the fifth of july

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

bro i really mightve wasted my summer praying in vain... bro wheres that savior who was supposed to rise from these streets... bro

☀️ Happy Bald Man Summer 💕

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

it’s actually very easy to live a life free of social media if you don’t consider tumblr a form of social media. which i don’t. #freedom #technologicallyfree #offline #amish

The caption really doesn’t do it justice.

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

Neither does God it seems

congrats for being the funniest person on my dash tonight