Aquarium Field trip vibes

the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now

The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck

We have a records from the time of Ramses II of ancient Egyptians doing archeology on monuments that were already a thousand years old to them.

ancient egyptian archeologists. ancient egyptian archeologists. excuse me i have to go lay down and think about things

mandarin clementine tangerine whoever named the citrus family did an amazing job

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

Ooooh definitely stained glass and setting up my own veggie garden

when i say i am a "woman" I mean "whatever the fuck florence welch is talking about in her songs"

Did you know? On average, Tesla owners are involved in collisions 18% more frequently than any other car. Research has shown this is because when I see that stupid fucking logo i floor it.

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

When you turn 24

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

fast car by tracy chapman isnt even a song thats God

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying