stupid thoughts

i need a girlfriend who's OBSESSED with me. constantly touching me when we're out in public, never letting go, wants to show everyone i'm hers. i want a girlfriend who wont stop leaving bite marks all over me so everyone can see i belong to her

me joining the military to get “tested” but I somehow keep failing every time

Do you love the colors of the combustion

am I so crazy for wanting to make a pride bonfire

listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

cuddling is underrated imho

Like two weeks ago now I accidentally kicked Bread the cat’s little leg when on my way to feed him and now whenever I enter the room while he’s eating he runs off like I’ve caught him doing something bad. No idea how to fix this.

Sweet boy you are already so skinny please don’t get food anxiety just because you jumped in front of my foot you are the one that jumped in front of me you stupid animal I love you so much

my cat ran really fast into my leg while I was STANDING STILL and now is scared of the area he hit me and I’m like lil buddy I’m sorry but you coulda looked forward before dashing at relativistic speeds

geometry dash and world of Warcraft together would be terrifying

this is legit my favorite audio ever