CRINGEY RIVERDALE SENTENCES STARTERS
“ i’m so tired of the toxic masculinity in this hallway! “
“ im coocoo bananas for you, obvi “
“ looking extremely dilfy today “
“ there’s always room for one more kitty in my litter box ”
“ you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football “
“ i might have to punish you “
“ real friends don’t kiss each others boyfriends ”
“ because we’re endgame ”
“ we’re gonna be a ship ”
“He OD’d on Jingle Jangle.”
“In case you haven’t noticed. I’m weird. “
“ I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. “
“ I don’t want to fit in. “
“ Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? “
“ The serpent queen is a warrior queen “
“I’d recognize those abs anywhere ”
“ SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER! “
“ lets show ____ how poisonous we pretties can be “
“ we can dominate too, ____ “
” Our parents are so triggered that we are playing this game “
” She’s an enemy of the serpent state! “
” No one invited fascist barbie to the party “
“ the other guy told me he’s impressed by my Fizzle Rocks sales “
“ I survived a bear attack, ___ “
“ all i’m doing is pointing out that ___ can’t do anything right. even be a serial killer. “
“ drop the butter knife, bitch! “
“ follow me, your Gryphon Queen! “
“ on your feet, soldier boys! we’re going to war”
“ we’re just working on our murder board “
“ oh, men and their dellusions. why do they do anything? “
“ hope those nuns in jail don’t crack under pressure and start talking about how you were their candy man. “
“ luckily, i was able to get my archery set and hunting cape. “
“ thank you for mansplaining my business to me “
“ Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994 “
“ can i get some more … game enhancement? “
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
“I’m gonna make my bones with you… “
“The Pembrook is a fortress and Andre is trained in the martial arts“
“sorry, Daddykins, but this is going to hurt you way more than it will hurt me”
“____ is like Dracula, snapping up properties from all over Riverdale to expand his empire and FEED.”
‘My four poster bed is your four poster bed’
‘MY VIXENS HAVE FALLEN. “
“You’ve got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night.”
“I was attacked by a bear.”
“You’ve given me the kiss of life _____ Now I’ve given it to your dad.”
“what are you going to do? handcuff me?”