Videl Castro

No way!!!

Saw my wife yesterday (#real)

I had fun watching Evanescence (and Nova Twins and Spirit Box!!!) yesterday!!!

“My….My Twitter Account was suspended again…”

“Ball is life!!!”

“Then Perish….”

“…No Asuka!!! Don’t hit “send tweet” that’s REALLY fucking racist!!!”

“Bruh did I forget to turn off the microwave….”

She’s like a deer in the headlights….

Puppydog Eyes Mothafucka!!!

“Time for another cringe day at my fail job…..”

“And just like that….I’ve written my first call-out post on twitter.com….”

“Come on…nap time’s over…I want to do arts and crafts now…”

“You’re excused…and I’m NOT your “Brah”…”

“Fuck NONE of us have the team braincell today!!!”

“No no…you need to STAY in time out and THINK about what you did….”

“Yeah well…what if I do!!!”