babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band