suck taint sniff paint

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

god it's all so true