some kid: *watches The Incredibles for the first time* WOW THAT'S AN AWESOME MOVIE!
me: you know they're making a second one
kid: REALYY??!! WHEN??
me: next year unfortunately :/
kid: awwww that's a super long time to wait
me: *eye twitches*

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shark vs the universe

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Acquired Stardust
trying on a metaphor
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ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

izzy's playlists!

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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some kid: *watches The Incredibles for the first time* WOW THAT'S AN AWESOME MOVIE!
me: you know they're making a second one
kid: REALYY??!! WHEN??
me: next year unfortunately :/
kid: awwww that's a super long time to wait
me: *eye twitches*

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HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!
When you say "have a good day" to a customer and they just walk away
Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)
the best news of 2016

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trying to sound like a normal interested person in public
Artsy fartsy
iāve lost count of how many times iāve reblogged this
doggles
If Dogs Had 911Ā by Reverend_Scott (via Greta J.)
oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths
Will, Jaden and Willow.Ā
This post has TWO puns I canāt handle this.

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Life imitates art
There is so much beauty in this world.
I remember being 10 and watchin this likeā¦.yeah sheās grown why tf her parents being so unreasonable.
consider this: donāt shit on things people like unless itās
illegalĀ
morally wrong
league of legends
But nobody likes league of legends

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getting spoken to as if iām straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the worldās most useless and irritated secret agent
Anxiety problems
Me: Sorry for bothering you.
Person: It's ok.
Me: ....
Me: *in my head* WAIT DO THEY MEAN ITS OK THAT IM BOTHERING THEM OR ITS OK AND IM NOT BOTHERING THEM. I AM SUCH AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT I BET THEY HATE ME.