THE RATIO!!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

every single one of you. that helped normalize this show to the point of this shit happening on my post in 2020 should be poisoned with herbs and lead and vexed for eternity

thats what u really take out of this? lord send the flood these bitches have lost it

manspreading is ugly and annoying. dykespreading however? is immensely sexy

taking up seat space is bloody annoying no what's going on between those legs. (also, men are less likely to hog the seats beside them with purses and shopping bags...)

I have been informed this is not a copypasta so I’m going to need you all to give me a minute alone

Fully Immersive experience

good morning to the brown nipples, flat booties, older daughters, french haters, lingerie aficionados, messy brows, misandrists, skincare beaus, seasonal coffee lovers, weebs, attention deficients, tall girls, 🥺 users, oatmeal eaters, rancid personalities, gemini moons, matte lip haters, and girls with bad joints

they risked covid filming that

The Supernatural writers took the bury your gays trope to a whole new level like this shit is the funniest thing to me they legit made him canonically gay and then killed him immediately after he confesses BECAUSE he felt happy while confessing I'M GOING INSANE

AND sent him to SUPER HELL

for anyone wondering, i am very sorry to report that this is NOT the actual scene and the real one was,,,, so much worse