jarhead1o1

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

people have lots of pet peeves with guys being/being called grunglers. i dont care abt any of that. my annoyance is that in the original tweet the guy himself was not the grungler, the messed up dark souls character he made while on call with strange transsexuals was the grungler. ur all misusing the term

grungler's monster

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy