welcome to my blog! i'm kelly (she/they), and on here i post about pretty much everything i like. look below the cut for more :3
more about me...
i'm autistic and a lesbian. i’m cuban american (as in my parents are both born and raised in cuba and i was born in the US), so i speak spanish! i like to write and draw as well!
current hyperfixation: criminal minds (especially jj)
other interests: the mcu (loki <3), sitcoms, buffy the vampire slayer, fortnite, minecraft, atla, scream, the pitt, coldplay, imagine dragons, twenty one pilots, and onerepublic. i love hermitcraft, but i'm behind by about a year. i also like kpop ggs, but i won't really post much about that here.
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summary: it’s your first day as emily prentiss’s personal assistant, and you learn something about her and yourself
tags: unit chief!emily x assistant!reader, later seasons emily, f!reader, reference to age gap, no use of y/n
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When you first stepped foot on the sixth floor at Quantico, hands clammy and gripping at the strap of your messenger bag, you couldn't seem to untangle the knot of nerves sitting at the pit of your stomach. Your new boss seemed entirely nice and fair from your brief meeting with her, but you were about to be her first ever personal assistant. What if she could do better? What if she decided she didn't need one at all? She seemed like a perfectly competent woman, so you weren't really sure why you were here in the first place.
You got there early enough that the bullpen was completely empty, save for a purse hanging off the edge of the chair of someone named… you squint as you approach. Jennifer Jareau. You wonder when you'll meet her, and if she'll be as sweet to you as the vibrant technical analyst that barged into your new boss's office during your interview. You relax as the memory of her profuse apologies and shower of compliments directed towards you floods your brain. This won't be bad.
You hesitantly rap your knuckles on the entranceway to Unit Chief Prentiss's office, the door slightly ajar and her head buried in a pile of what you can only assume are official FBI reports of some kind. Her head lifts after one more quick glance to her work, and she beckons you in with a smile.
"You're nice and early," she greets lightheartedly, and the smile on her lips is so casually kind that it relaxes you just a bit.
When she gestures for you to sit in the chair across from her, you politely comply, nervously folding your hands in your lap. You try to give your full attention to the anecdotes she tells, clearly intending to make you feel more at home, but you're distracted by your overthinking and the way Agent Prentiss's long lashes protrude from the lids of her dark eyes. She seems so self-assured and authoritative. I wonder how long she's had this job. You hear her say something about how everyone on the team will be happy to help you out while you're adjusting to this fast-paced environment. I have no idea what I'm doing here. You nod along anyway, making sure you write any important information down on your notepad. You don't want to be caught looking foolish around this entire office of incredibly intelligent agents.
"Can I get you some coffee?" You ask, noticing that the mug by her left hand is nearly empty. She pauses, glancing at the mug and then back at you. You panic for a moment. Was that a weird question? Isn't that what personal assistants do? After a moment, she nods and smiles.
"I take Splenda. Help yourself to a cup too, okay? It's for everyone," she says gently, sensing your apprehension.
You thank her and hurry out, already halfway across the room before you realize that you forgot to grab her mug, now having to awkwardly circle back for it with a forced chuckle. You catch an amused smile on her lips. I'm so embarrassing.
When you exit Agent Prentiss's office, you spot a group of people huddled around one another, murmuring rather loud speculations about "Emily's new assistant." The conversation is seemingly led by the colorful technical analyst whom you've already sort of met. Garcia? You think that was her name. She lifts a jingling wrist in the air, loose bracelets rhythmically clacking together as she brightly smiles and waves to you.
Excitedly shouting your name, she beckons you over to the group and you awkwardly shuffle in, still holding Agent Prentiss's empty coffee mug. Garcia introduces you to the team, and while your heart rate hasn't quite gotten the memo yet, your thoughts begin to settle into a steadier path as you realize how welcoming and humorous everyone is. It's not what you expected from a group of people routinely exposed to so much death and heinous acts of violence.
You're escorted to the coffee machine by Jennifer— she says you can call her JJ— and she kindly points you to the fully stocked cabinets, filled with various sugars and substitutes. She stands by you while you work, and while it's slightly nerve-wracking, you know she isn't trying to scrutinize you when she strikes up friendly conversation to get to know you.
"You seem pretty young. How old are you?" She casually asks, her voice carrying a slight twang on the soft 'o' sound. She tacks on the preferred nickname you gave everyone at the end of her question. Good. She likes me.
When you place the refilled mug on Agent Prentiss's desk, she smiles and thanks you, her voice smooth and sweet. She seems pleased with the color of her coffee, and it encourages you to let out a soft exhale of relief. As she lifts the mug, you notice a faint mauve print attempting to replicate the elegant shape of her mouth on the rim. You wonder if that's her favorite lip color. She wore it during your interview, and it does look really nice on her.
"I'm sorry if it took a while. The coffee is fresh, though," you ramble nervously, hands wringing together. She swallows the warm beverage in her mouth and you observe the way that the smooth skin of her throat shifts as the muscles contract.
"I heard you getting ambushed out there," she softly laughs, and the tightness in your chest loosens at the sound. "Could you do me a favor and take these folders to the eighth floor? It'd be a big help," she says, her voice sweet and almost pleading, as if it isn't your job to do this for her. When you nod, her shoulders relax and she gives you a grateful smile that seems to warm you from the inside.
For the most part, your first day goes really smoothly. Everyone is impossibly kind to you, the work is straightforward enough, and several members of the team even offer to have lunch with you in an effort to get to know you better.
You return from lunch, your chest rumbling with delight at a joke made at Alvez's expense as you head towards Agent Prentiss's office. When you step inside the doorway, parting ways with the group, all you see is an empty takeout container on her desk and a to-go cup. Your stomach sinks with something uniquely unpleasant and you can't help but frown. She could have come to lunch with you guys, but you suppose someone like her must be way too busy.
Before the guilt can twist too tightly in your stomach, you're startled by the jarring ring of her desk phone. Seeing as though Agent Prentiss isn't in the room, it would be your job to answer it and take care of this for her. You can just tell whoever it is that she's not available. When you pick up the line, a deep voice echoes over the speaker with a pet name, and your mouth contorts in discomfort. You interrupt the caller to tell them that Unit Chief Prentiss isn't here right now, that they have her assistant on the line, and you're met with a chuckle before you can even finish the sentence. It annoys you for some reason.
"Okay, that's fine. Can you tell her that Andrew called to see if she's free for dinner this weekend?" The voice asks. You quickly agree and hang up as soon as possible. You don't want to talk to this guy. This is a professional office. That's what you tell yourself to validate the frustration in your gut.
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author’s note: my first multichapter fic!! i’m not sure how many chapters this will end up being but i really wanted to explore this concept in a format longer than a one shot :) let me know what you think <3
fantastic vibes here. jj playing with her squishy. bag of cheetos. penelope also with a squishy and having what i believe is apple juice. the closest they can get to playing and drawing. i love it.
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my thoughts on the episode :) not at all serious in how i’m presenting this my brain is not braining anymore
none of this is going to sound intelligent. brace yourselves. I LOVE LOVE LOVE PENELOPE. that scene made me cry soooo bad. she’s such a wonderful person!!! we should all be more like penelope garcia!!!
that’s really the most important thing. that aside. 1) jj was so cutie 2) THEY’RE CALLING MARIA THE MOST ATTRACTIVE UNSUB EVER and 3) i already know #Those people are going to ruin my enjoyment of that jj and luke hug at the end. LET ME HAVE SOMETHING.
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it’s been a while since i’ve been able to really lock in and read fic because it’s been hard for me to find what i want in this fandom. does anyone know of any fics that are primarily jj-focused/jj character studies? they can be shippy, but i want the focus to be on jj. filtering for this on ao3 is a nightmare, so i was wondering if anyone here had something they’d read and enjoyed.
A bit of a rough play with colour - this actually started out much wider lensed but I cropped it for my zoomed version on Instagram and realised I liked it much better cropped 😊
I watched all of criminal minds for the first time and promptly became obsessed
JJ AND EMILY ARE CANON TO ME it's real to me
I love gay people ty to all my queer friends and especially the ones who got me too watch criminal minds and the ones who listened to my screaming about it
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