Jam

“Thank you for choosing our airline” Thanks for being the cheapest option

Emma’s mentioned before—I forget what interview it was—that she doesn’t believe in having skinny actress just because. There ought to be a REASON for it. So when directors ask her to lose weight for a role she’s like “why? is my character supposed to be anorexic? does she having an eating disorder? is her thinness somehow relevant to her in any way?” and just. yeah. emma thompson, guardian angel of lady actors. o/

Bless you for adding that on.

Bless you Tom Hardy

who in the fuck green lit the movie the duff??????? “designated ugly fat friend”????? THAT’S what we’re gonna sell to the public?? THAT’S what we’re going to market towards our children??? because teenagers’ bodies aren’t speculated and shamed enough???? hollywood Please choke on these nuts

WHERE IS THE LIE

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

this substance was created at zheijiang university. the lead scientist’s name is gao chao.

Cutest vine I’ve seen

DISRESPECTFULLLLLLLL

lmaoooooo

chill it’s cos your rare

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better