amateur idiot

U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

There aren’t any lovely ladies where I live that are hip-hop heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a wife I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Dilla…passing a big ass kush blunt back and forth. I need this in my life.

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer! Show me "pokemon inflation"

dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

happy pride month

alright i get it, timeline, you think that lady from resident evil is hot, you wanna touch some undead tiddies or whatever, can we move on yet