drop it and smile

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

and now the end is near and i face the final curtain

yall out here eating ass but got a prollem with foot fetishes … Where’s the logic !!

Ain’t got no ass fungus. Ain’t nobody got athletes ass my guy. Ain’t nobody walkin around with a cracked ass, minus the buttcrack. Ain’t nobody growing bunyans on their ass. Ain’t nobody having to grind down their asscheeks with a pumas stone. Ain’t nobody got an ashy ass. Ain’t nobody got some Giant veins and bones in their ass cheeks. Ain’t nobody got some crusty assnails they gotta trim. Ain’t no doctor take your ass print when you’re born and slap that shit on your birth certificate as identification. Ain’t nobody been busted for a crime via CSI finding your assprints. Ain’t nobody got blisters all in their ass. Ain’t nobody using their ass to walk. Ain’t nobody got moving digits on their ass that they can articulate and climb trees with. Ain’t nobody died in World War 1 from trench-ass my guy. Ain’t nobody stabbing eachother at an Old Navy for dollar assflop day. Ain’t nobody got a case of assjam my dude.