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Karkat: NO, YOU DON’T GET IT. IN THEIR CIVILIAN IDENTITIES, IT’S A STANDARD FLUSHED PAIRING, NOTHING TOO INTERESTING. BASIC AND SWEET. BUT THEY DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER’S SECRET HERO IDENTITIES, AND THE HERO IDENTITIES ARE PITCH! THE BANTER, THE PHYSICAL CONFLICT, THE CONSTANT TEASING BUT OVERALL DEEP CARING WHILE WORKING TOGETHER, AGAIN, A PRETTY STANDARD BLACKROM PAIR, BUT COMBINED WITH THEM NOT KNOWING THAT THEY’RE ALSO FLUSHED FOR EACHOTHER IT’S REALLY DRAMATIC. NOW WHEN HE’S BEING HIS HERO SELF, AND SHE’S BEING HER CIVILIAN SELF, THEY BOTH REMIND EACHOTHER OF THEIR CRUSHES SO MUCH, BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THAT IT’S ACTUALLY THEM, SO INSTEAD OF BEING CONCUPISCENT, IT TAKES ON THE APPEARANCE OF AN AWKWARD MOIRALLEIGENCE. THEY STILL CARE, AND WANT TO PROTECT EACHOTHER, AND THOSE FEELINGS GET ALL MIXED UP INTO BEING PALE. NOW HERE’S THE REALLY INTERESTING PART, WHEN SHE’S HER HERO SELF, AND HE’S HIS CIVILLIAN SELF, HER FLUSHCRUSH AND HIS PITCH ONE, COMBINED WITH THEM *NOT KNOWING* THAT THE OTHER ONE’S CIVILLIAN IDENTITY/HERO IDENTITY IS CRUSHING ON THEM, THEY SOMEHOW HAVE A ***TWO PERSON ASHEN TRIAD*** THEY AUSPISTICISE BETWEEN THEMSELVES! FOR THEIR OWN SECRET IDENTITYS! THESE DUMBASSES ARE ALL THE QUADRENTS, ALL AT ONCE, AND THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW IT!!! IT’S BEAUTIFUL AND COMPLICATED, EVEN BY TROLL STANDARDS!