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I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.
What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.
Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?
Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.
can we get monkeykey from gameger
Via cid_dwyer
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

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Gentiles/non-Jews of Tumblr, how well did you do in the quiz on Judaism 101 linked below?
0
1-4
5-9
10-14
15-20
21-25
26-31
32 :)
I’m Jewish/show results
This is the quiz and I did not come up with it, credit goes to @iswearbyalltheflowers on this post.
Absolutely no judgment, I’m genuinely really curious and I figured more people would answer anonymously here than on the original post.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
brrrrrrng-ha
What's your profile picture?
It's the moon from "The Tick". In "The Tick" there's a villain named Chairface Chippendale, this guy
He wants to commit the ultimate act of vandalism by writing his name on the moon, but he only gets as far as "CHA" before The Tick stops him
The Tick later blows up the C with high explosives, accidentally launching himself into space and onto a Galactus parody called Omnipotus, who ends up sparing the Earth, but not before taking a bite out of the moon

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the phrase "fujoshi ramona flowers" entered my brain suddenly and i cant stop laughing at it
Hi Mark - just out of interest, when there are likes on your tumblr, do you assume they are for the question or the answer?
I wasn’t even aware there were likes.
Call out post for those confounded Dover boys!!!!!!
I HATE TOM
I HATE DICK
I HATE LARRY
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
Hey, we’ve been doing this for a full decade!
One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

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Which one of these Magic cards is NOT also a move in Pokemon?
Whirlwind
Absorb
Fissure
Blood Moon
Pyroblast
Comeuppance
Raging Bull
Shelter
Purify
Electrify
Inferno
Safeguard
All of the above are Magic the Gathering cards. Most are also Pokémon moves, but ONE is not. Can you find the imposter?
how many muppets do you think you can do.
i feel like my research is gonna be inadequate to everyone else's innate muppet knowledge. i did do statler and waldorf once tho
frankly the only muppets i could fuck are statler and waldorf too