The Janetta Adventures

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

Yeah with your face full of makeup and impractical nails girl I’m sure your analysis of misogyny is real acute.

great example of misogyny! thank you for providing an example for the class :)

middle schoolers these days are on character ai instead of mystic messenger. we used to be a society

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called