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the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

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tyrantisterror

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

bcomic-blog

I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie...

tyrantisterror

fluidstatick

Gene lobbied hard for Wonka to be introduced as a feeble limping old man who suddenly falls into a forward somersault and leaps to his feet, because "from that moment on the audience won't know if he can be trusted." On a related note: the director told Gene what would happen during the boat scene, but none of the other actors were prepared; to this day, none of them are sure what he ad libbed and what was scripted.

My favorite detail, though, is his performance of Pure Imagination. On the surface, the song is charming and inviting, but if you look closely at him throughout the scene, you'll notice that Gene never blinks. He looks around, down at his feet, up at the trees; his eyes never fully close. He moves erratically, stuttering up and down the steps of the chocolate room. The lyrics are warm and friendly, but his face is blank. He bows to permit his visitors to run amok, but his posture is stiff. He helps Violet and Mike reach a couple of treats, but there is no joy in the gesture. The final post-chorus feels like a dirge, a threat, and a warning, all at once; Wonka sits in repose under a tree, but his eyes are glassy and dispassionate. "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination; / living there / you'll be free / if you truly / wish / to be.......... "

Fantasy in excess, like anything else, will destroy you; that's the real message of Gene Wilder's Wonka. He taunts his guests with unrepentant disdain, and doesn't care if they live or die. He toys with their emotions, their safety, and their grip on reality, feeling no regret or remorse, no pity, no compassion. Fantasy is colorful and compelling, but it's false, and ultimately empty. Wonka is a walking maladaptive daydream, and as far as I'm concerned, that's the real reason the 1971 film has endured in the culture for so long.

jamesvowles

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

acearchivist359

i made way too many “close enough welcome back tim stoker” jokes at alice dyer for her to not be able to get ahold of her brother right now …… i am Concerned

#I still think he was doomed ever since we found out he signed to the new band so close after that water/ocean episode #I was hoping for a small arc about him being turned into an external or being killed but I forgot the seasons are so much smaller #so I’ll settle for Alice getting a case about him :)#tmagp

pippintruman

Prove you're human.

#yessss I love this type of art!!!#tma fanart

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smokingrozanov

Shane voice dick from a bi guy will have you learning another language

#shane hollander

visenyaism

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

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remarkablydaft

I want JK to be completely forgotten for being an author. I want people in 50 years to do fun facts like "did you know famed bigot JK Rowling also wrote a childrens book? yeah they were weirdly successful and then she did a total heel turn so everybody forgot about them" I want her to be a punchline for a bad person who happened to write sometimes. like the scientology guy.

jewishbarbies

we need to bring back public hatred for paparazzi. I’m so tired of actors defending themselves against assholes with cameras and being smeared as egotistical divas. they’re glorified stalkers who get paid to harass people. end of. the things these freaks get away with would send normal people to prison but we’re supposed to think it’s okay just bc they’re paparazzi. they SHOULD get shut down for being openly misogynistic. they SHOULD get told off and reported for following someone to their private residence to doxx them. they SHOULD face charges for just about running people over in their pursuit of the next hot celeb. this is not normal. and, actually, these people DO deserve to get punched sometimes.

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apolladay

my mom won't wear nail polish, she says it makes her fingernails feel like they're suffocating. i can feel the same thing, but its not intense enough to be distressing. neither of us have worn any other nail product, so no idea if they're more or less intense. so

when you wear nail polish (or other nail products) can you feel them on your fingernails? is this feeling so intense it stops you from using nail products?

yes, yes

yes, varies by product

yes, no

varies by product, yes

varies by product, varies by product

varies by product, no

no

my nails are bald/results

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

#I can usually feel it in my nails at least at the start but I get used to it #and it’s not a sensation that actually bothers me #like putting on eyeliner I guess #hyper aware for a bit and then I just almost don’t feel it

black mackerel tabby

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

#funny

duckdotcom

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

finleycannotdraw

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

elumish

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

sandumilfshous

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

post-to-poll-pipeline

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Voting ended onJul 22

#I was 15 and got it cause my parents were switching to even newer models and I was starting high school so got to combine phone and ipod #I think

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