WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, I’M JAMES RANDAL
HELLO. MY NAME... is James Randal. I’m 82 years old, my favorite food is a heartbreaker with cream, extra cheese, no lettuce and extra salt on the fries. My favorite hobby is crimes, and my least favorite hobby is being told not to do crimes.
This here blog is for ME made by my nephew Ricky. And also for the other people in the Cuban fedaralle. Here you can ask us things, learn about the universe, or confess your sins for legal reasons. Or illegal reasons. It’s all the same in God’s court the big man upstairs told me that himself.
This place is for family business, legal records, frog sightings, and a petition to open the burger by the ocean. You may ask us questions here but please remember — answers cost time and time is illegal in 32 states.
This is a multi-character blog because my brain is the HBO Max of the voices.
If you are confused, good. That means the antibodies are working.
Our official community
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💥CHARACTERS YOU CAN ASK💥
🧓 James Randal – I AM 82 YEARS OLD. I HAVE KILLED BEFORE. I WILL FUCK YOUR HOUSE.
🔫 Nephew Ricky – Loud. Bleeds. Would kill for Jimmy (he did).
🚗 Holden Maddox – He’s also old. Too old. Legally unconscious.
🤡 Osvaldo Pingafria / Nacho the Clown – Clown? Cuban? Mayor? Father of many. Enemy and friend of Jame.
🔥 Dr. Tandy Miller– No arms. No legs. Just vibes.
🍔 Leo Escobar – Cuban, chatty, suspicious of cops. Drives like a demon.
🥤 Mamaita Jehmimi – Mama loves everyone. Also may have killed a platoon of emus.
🚔 Carmine Costello – Enemy. Murderer. Jail guy. Hater. Possible war criminal.
🔇 Holy Mime – Quiet. Sacred. Might be a pope? We do not know. God does not know.
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ASK US ANYTHING:
You can send us:
💌 Questions for individual characters
🔍 Lore inquiries
🎭 Silly scenarios
🔫 Threats (must be postmarked and notarized)
🧠 Dreams you've had about James (they are canon)
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OOC (Out of Crust) BIT
Hi! I’m the person behind this blog my name is Dondon/Tem my pronouns are he/it/stink/star I'm 19 — this is an RP/tumblr ask blog run by a fan for fun. None of these characters belong to me, they all come from the NoPixel GTA RP server and are created/performed by extremely talented streamers like Spaceboy, Bananalover115, and others.
This blog is for RP + fan content, all interactions are done in-character unless stated otherwise. I may switch tones depending on who’s talking — cause believe me, they all have their own flavor of chaos.
Tags will be used to help people navigate and keep things readable (as readable as James Randal gets, anyway).
Tag navigation
🔒 DMs are open
🔁 Reblogs appreciated
💣 Death is temporary, Randal is forever
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TL;DR:
✨You’re in the Randalverse now.✨
Seatbelts are illegal. Ask anything. The frog is watching.
