my boyfriend got his wisdom teeth out and the only funny thing he said while he was sedated is “I can’t suck? How am I going to suck dick”

I’m thinking about that time my boyfriend and I drove through a gas station parking lot and saw my mom eating a burger in her car

Also I’m back bitches, I deleted tiktok and I need at least one app to scroll on and I’m SO sick of instagram. I’ve been watching car crash videos and arguing with adult men about who’s at fault for the crash. I think I deleted tumblr for eight months?? idk guys

so the tasman uggs are trendy right now, I got them for my 16th birthday and I haven’t worn them in two years so I gave them to my friend (technically sold, I was going to give them for free and she basically forced me to take $100 from her because she felt bad for taking them?? that’s beside the point though) anyways now I want a pair even though I JUST got rid of the shoes and I haven’t worn them in two years because I didn’t like them. I have a capitalism brain worm.

back on here to bitch and complain. Tell me why I have strep throat from taking my boyfriend to the hospital and this lucky motherfucker doesn’t get strep despite being in contact with an excessive amount of my spit before and after we went to the hospital, on top of BEING IN THE HOSPITAL. I am the most sick I have ever been and he has a tiny little sore throat for like a day and now he’s fine

Coming on here to say that it took two people having to explain that it’s mean to say “oh, that shirt is ugly but it’s something you would wear” for me to understand why I hurt my boyfriend’s feelings

I had an eczema flare up on my ass because this -20 weather just hates my body. Anyways now I have to reapply medicated lotion to my cheeks and I’m just so glad my boyfriend is out of town for christmas

I have period cramps and also I work at a restaurant during christmas season and I’m about to fucking rage. I am going to murder a coworker or costumer

blogging from the toilet. Ibs ❤️❤️

gave myself IBS through that ed I had for a while, now I’m sitting on the toilet lowkey crying and in pain. Absolutely not worth it for those six months I was skinny

writing my final soci paper on terfs and the social control within the subculture because the essay has to be about a socially deviant group that exists mostly online. lowkey hyped to write about it because the shit I’ve seen go down on this website is golden essay material

haven't gone on Tumblr in months. No longer using my online presence to be a girlblogger, now reselling clothing online. I'd say you guys should check out my postmark but I don't want to doxx myself. Also ripped off my acrylic nails, my nails are so thin and exposed now