Apr 2
All hell is going to break loose
(leaving some spots open, too, for future ideas and babies)
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All hell is going to break loose
(leaving some spots open, too, for future ideas and babies)
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Oops, all Ryan villagers
I miss them 😔
39-Year-Old Virgin
Chapter 1
Read Here on Ao3!
Pairing: Friendlypack Words: 5,853 Rating: Explicit Summary: The day before his 40th birthday, Stan comes to Jimmy with a dilemma. Can Jimmy help him find a lover, sabotaging his own chances to be with his secret crush, letting Stan go? Or will he finally admit to the feelings burning inside of him?
never change, girls, never change.
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Here's this drawing of Shang I made a while ago! it was a com for a friend
My favourite self-sabotaging idiot
It’s sad I can only post this here because my actual edit account would have no clue what this is lol. I’m pretty proud even if I think I could’ve done better.
I definitely could’ve done more tweening but I’m so rusty.
I'm being consumed with thoughts about writing platonic yandere James Randal.
And I feel like no one that follows my blog knows wtf I am talking about.
but for some reason it is in my mind now.
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"I have made it my life's mission to protect you."
"James, you're 82. I don't think that mission is gonna last very long."
30 minutes later...
Several dead, the police are chasing him and they think you're being held hostage, some shenanigans went on with a chainsaw, bulldozer, and bubble wrap.
Darling sitting in the cell with James, holding hands because otherwise he gets upset.
officer: "How do you plead?"
James: "quilt. I am quilty on all accounts."
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Darling gets a restraining order out on James.
"You can't stop papa James with a piece of paper!"
James gets tasered.
"Nor with a taser! My protection knows no bounds. You know what they say? Life is like a box full of chainsaws. You may get cut to pieces with one but that's just a chance you gotta take."
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Darling: "Fine. We can go harass Leo... and anyone else we find on the way there."
James: "YIPPIE! YIPPIE! YIPPIE! YIPPIE!" starts jumping up and down and dancing.
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Darling is getting harassed.
"Yo, are you dis-re-specting my bitch?"
"That isn't what you think it means, James."
"Shh. Osvaldo taught me this. It's this new language to help better de-escalate situations."
It in fact did not de-escalate the situation.
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"I can see you stalking me in the bush, James."
James giggling. "Nuh uh! No one is here by the names of James Randal. I'm just a bush... named Bush."
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"You stole my heart, let me propose to you and give you this ring I definitely didn't steal so we can get married."
Darling just standing there after getting randomly proposed to.
James takes out his phone and dials Mama. "Mama, we're gonna need trash bags and a lot of lime. Do you know how to hide a body? Or where we can hire one of those hit men...?"
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Jameszilla (Big James)
"Papa want darling. Papa want darling."
"Quick! Someone get them. We can use them to lure him to jail."
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