that late 90s-early 2000s trend of loosely adapting literary classics into teen romcoms was the BACKBONE of our culture and society and we need to make it a thing again

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

THEY GOT THEIR CAT A DOG I CANNOT

remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??