Yankee doodle my dandy

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

give. that. boy. a. borger.

current mood: dwight sitting alone in his car, windows rolled up,listening to everybody hurts

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner

”men are taught to express their emotions through violence” is more accurate to say