don't open; bees inside

for those of you who don't know GTA online has a big modder problem (That's what they called cheaters in GTA online, I don't know why) a lot of the time they just lock you in cages, so this is the funniest shit I've seen from a modder. also some of the kinder ones give out and money drops, is just giving people free money

“For those of you who don’t know” I know even less now

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury

it went that way 👉

The existence of the word "misadventure" (unfortunate event happening to you, typically of your own doing) implies the existence of "disadventure" (unfortunate event of someone else's doing) and I'll be bringing this into my vocabulary for situations where other people's mistakes have become my problem.

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

It took 3 minutes for this image to be posted in the reblogs, what took so long